Brand reviews
The bottles and brands people actually search for. What is in them, how they measure, which version to buy and which to skip.
ReviewAstroglide review, one brand with the best and worst bottles on the indexThe original blue bottle is one of the highest osmolality readings ever published. Two other Astroglide bottles are among the best. Here is which one to buy, which one to skip, and how to tell them apart on the shelf.
ReviewGood Clean Love review, the lube that sets the bar on paperWhat Almost Naked is made of, how its osmolality and pH stack up against the WHO marks, who it suits, who should skip it, and how it compares with Sliquid and Coconu.
ReviewK-Y Jelly review, and the better bottle for the same moneyWhat is in the tube, why its osmolality runs five to six times the WHO ideal, whether it is safe, how it compares with the rest of the K-Y shelf, and the two bottles we would buy instead.
ReviewLELO Sona review, the gentler alternative to air pulseHow the LELO Sona 2 Cruise works, what the brand says it is made of, who it suits, who should skip it, how it compares with Womanizer and Satisfyer, and the care and lube rules.
ReviewSatisfyer review, the air pulse toy that made the category cheapHow the Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 works, what the brand says it is made of, who it suits, who should skip it, how it compares with Womanizer and the LELO Mia 3, and the care and lube rules.
ReviewUberlube review, and the one place it does not belongWhat is in the bottle, why osmolality does not apply, how it works with condoms, menopause and showers, how to wash it off, and the silicone toy rule that comes with it.
ReviewWomanizer review, what air pulse is and who it suitsHow the Womanizer Premium 2 works, what the brand says it is made of, who it suits, who should skip it, how it stacks up against Satisfyer and LELO Sona, and the care and lube rules that keep it working.